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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Paulette's Rockridge CD Essay Contest

This is the Rockridge CD's cover art.

Today, Paulette realized that her landmark opus, Rockridge, is still over 10 years old, and in an effort to celebrate this amount of time passing, she is holding an essay contest.  Each contesting essayist must explain in 300 words or more how Paulette's Rockridge album changed their lives.  The winner of the contest will get a 12" x 16" oil painting of Eddie's Liquor/Video painted by Paulette, and it will look much like, if not exactly like the painting shown below.

This may be the prize.

 The deadline for entries is May 31, 2015.  Writing teams are allowed.

2nd place will receive an autographed Rockridge CD.

3rd place will receive an autographed Rockridge CD

Winners will be announced July 4, 2015 at 9:00 p.m.

Send your essays to paulette at pauletteinternational dot com.

Listen to the album HERE.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Paulette Creates $25.00 Prize for Functional Golden Gate Toothpick Bridge

This is a picture of the current Golden Gate Bridge.

In a move that has startled her neighbors, Paulette has announced that she will give a $25.00 prize to any individual or team that creates a fully functional bridge that spans the golden gate and is made entirely from toothpicks.

When asked why she created this prize, she said, "I had the money and really liked the idea.  I just thought it would be beautiful, and it would be fine if the supports that go under water were made of something more durable, I'm mostly just talking about the structure above the water that must be made entirely of toothpicks."

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Paulette Creates Vizzy Awards for Visual Artists.

Here is a picture of an award ceremony stage and an MC.

In a victory for visual artists everywhere, Paulette has created the Vizzie awards which will be given to visual artists who stand out a little bit.  Says Paulette, "Why are there movie awards like the Oscars, but nothing for visual artists.  Fine art is huge in the world right now.  Everybody loves it, so I know this is a great idea."

There will be a red carpet where people can wear clothes and be seen.

Some of the awards given will be.

Highest sale price for a work by a living artist.

Second highest sale price for a work by a living artist.

Third highest sale price for a work by a living artist.

Fourth highest sale price for a work by a living artist.

Biggest art work.

Smallest art work.

Poorest artist.

No date has been set for the ceremony.