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Monday, February 25, 2013

My Computer is My Best Friend

This is a painting I made when I woke up after a really long nap yesterday after work.  I had a thought in my brain about how people seem to like their computers, and some people like talking about them, and some people are never without their computers, and this never being without a computer made me have the idea in my brain that maybe some people have emotional connections with their computers, and maybe this connection blows up my mind and makes me wonder about what the f#ck a computer is.

Omigod, Here it is for sale on EBAY.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Paulette Draws A Picture of Birds

In an usual turn of events, Paulette Humanbeing today drew a picture of some birds.  When asked why she drew them, she responded, "I like to draw."

Birds drawn by Paulette Humanbeing
 When asked if this picture would put up for auction, she replied, "It will be on EBAY."

Rare Paulette Painting Up For Auction

Rare Paulette Painting Recently Found

The Auction Firm, Paulette International, will offer at auction, "Barak Obama, Advizer to the stars," a work by Artist, Paulette Humanbeing, found recently in her apartment.

In an incredible stroke of luck, the work was found under a stack of papers covered with dust in a neglected, locked cupboard which had been sealed with epoxy and sealing wax.

The work dates to back to the early 21st century when her country, formerly known as "The United States" was led by its "president," Barak Obama.

The top left corner of it is torn from when presumably, the artist hastily removed it from her sketchbook.

Auction ends in 10 days on EBAY.

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Paulette Succeeds in Getting Off Her Ass

Dear Reader,

I'm playing today at 5301 Broadway in Oakland, CA between the hours of 12 and 2 p.m. but not for the whole 2 hours, so don't complain if I stop before 2 p.m.  I'm the soundy, ear entertainment at the art store extravaganza sale.

Yes, I have sold out.  I sold out a long time ago. 

Here's a picture of my neighborhood i took with my meat camera.  I'll give it to you for money.

My Neighborhood
And here's a picture of a goose i also took with my meat camera.  I'll give it to you for money.

Here's a goose.