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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

The Totally Fascinating Tom Carns Interview

Dear Person Who Knows How To Read,

I'm so pleased to be able to bring you yet another fascinating and titillatingly wondrous interview. This time, I interviewed my friend, Tom Carns, and I feel that he opened up to me like a car door opens up to people who open it.

So sit back and enjoy this torture-free interrogation.

P: Hi Tom.

Here are the questions.

P: Do you have my ice cold nu-grape?

T: Yes and I drank it. The strange thing about it was that it made my lips go flip up and flop. Seems when I drink nu-grape I don't know when to stop.

P: Do you prefer fast or slow cardboard boxes?

T: I would upon the dew point.

P: If you were to ride a bike would birds fly about you singing?

T: Funny you should ask

P Is music good or bad?

T: Again, the dew point

P: In the past, do you ever go shopping for stuff?

T: When I am in the past I often go shopping for stuff but only when that stuff is in the near present.

And thus ends another scintillating interview.

Boy, I'm thirsty now.

Love Always,


Some groups that Tom is associated with:


The Billy Talbot Band

The Hobbyists

Chicken On a Raft


At 9:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Tom Carns sounds like a great guy. I wonder if I can get a date.


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