Spam: New songs

Dear Person Who Reads These Missives and Who LIstens to the Songs, Here are two new songs. One is called "The Fork in the Ketchup" When you see the fork in the ketchup turn left keep going 'til you come to a dog he'll point and point and point to beans You'll eat up all the beans and smile then a cat will come out and begin to shout look out as bagels roll and hit a pole and orange juices pours and hits the door. The other is called "Fun to be" It's fun to be a transsexual every day is new and different people are warm and loving to me all of the time Nobody stares at me even though i'm tall with short hair it's fun to be a transsexual try it, it's a lot of fun! Sincerely, Paulette