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Friday, January 08, 2010

Spam: Paulette's Plant Tour 2010

Dear Unadulterated Paulette Fan,
 
If I had I dime for every time somebody said to me, "Hey, Paulette, Do you have any houseplants, and if so what do they look like and what kinds are they?" I'd be unbearably wealthy, so wealthy that if I were a country, I could afford to subsidize health care like i subsidized oil companies and failing banks and failing automobile corporations.
 
So I decided to share my life with people i don't know by making this video, Paulette's Plant Tour 2010, with the help of the Oakland Arts Council and my indisposable interns here at Paulette International.  I hope that the video fosters a misunderstanding free understanding between people of all nations, bicycle races, cultures, subways, schools, body positions, body types, shoe sizes, eyebrow shapes and sock thicknesses throughout the world.
 
I hope you have as much fun watching it as i had making it, even though it took every scrap of energy I had left over after climbing K2 without oxygen and after building 50 schools in Pakistan, Oakland and Afghanistan.
 
 
Love Always
 
Paulette

3 Comments:

At 6:59 PM , Blogger relevine said...

Start planning your Oscar speech.

Very green & friendly!

 
At 4:15 AM , Blogger Jason said...

hello, i'm looking for my sister. Last I heard her name was the same as yours... nice plants. I'm a 420 in a few!!! Anyway, we would be half siblings by our father if you are my sister, and if not, nice plants. And thanks for the great idea to Go Fuck Self, that's always fun!!!

 
At 2:48 PM , Blogger paulette said...

hi,

I'm not aware of my father having a second or third family, but good luck finding your sister and I'm glad you enjoyed the plant tour.

 

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