The Snail Story

There was a snail and it went out onto the sidewalk and it got squished by some kids riding by on their bikes.  It sounded like an egg breaking when you're gonna fry up eggs, but nobody fried up the snail, they just kept walking over it and grinding it into the sidewalk while the sun fried it and made it dry like dried seaweed.  And then, some people scraped it off the ground and used it instead of seaweed to wrap their sushi.  They thought it tasted really good, and they looked forward to finding more dried up, squished snails on the sidewalk.