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Friday, September 04, 2009

Noteworthy Spam: Big Fat Paulette Show Tonight 9/4/09

Dear Rabid Fanatic with a Foamy Mouth,
I'm playing tonight at Smokey's Tangle after and possibly during the First Fridays Lino Cut Show featuring work by over 5 different artists.
The art show opening reception will start at 7:00 p.m.
I will probably start at about 9:30 or 10:00 p.m.
So instead of rereading Joyce's Ulysses or Finnegan's Wake while having a pedicure and bikini wax, come on out to
4709 Telegraph Ave.
Oakland, CA 94609
North America, Earth
Milky Way Candy Bar
spot of dust under the bed.
I'll be playing a six-stringed guitar that has one more string than most five-stringed guitars and two more strings than pretty much all four-stringed guitars.
I'll be using a plastic pick because I like the way they feel.  When I hold the plastic pick, it reminds me of holding a fluffy kitty named whiskers or a grocery bag full of milk, tortillas, bagels, tea, dried apricots, vanilla yogurt and peanuts.
I'll be making noises in the back of my mouth, and they will cause my sinuses to resonate, giving the sound some richness, fullness.  I've been learning new words like "the" and "and" and "of" so if you listen carefully, the songs will be peppered with these newy wordies.
I don't know exactly what to wear, so if you have something in mind, be sure to bring it along, otherwise, I'll probably wear jeans and some kind of top.
I won't be serving food, but you're welcome to bring whatever you'd like.
I probably won't take a shower because I already took one last night.
We'll also be celebrating pre-New Years Eve for those who can't wait for the real thing in December.
The venue has lights, so you don't need to bring your own.  There's also a toilet and a sink if you need to get ready to go to bed.
Telegraph is fully paved, and the sidewalk is also paved, so you don't need to bring your off-road vehicle or hiking shoes.
They don't have a fire permit, so campfires are not allowed anywheres period, but if you feel like it, you might get away with sleeping on the street in front of the liquor store.
If you bring your horse, you can tie it up to one of the new street parking paystations.
I'll be making noises in the back of my mouth, and they will cause my sinuses to resonate, giving the sound some richness, fullness.
If you bring a mouse, be sure to keep it off the floor.  I know I don't have to tell you why.
If you bring a small kid, they can be put to use cleaning the chimney.
See You Theres!
Also, be sure to download copy upon copy of "Paulette Makes Large Amounts of Money Playing Music" from itunes.
You can also find it on Napster.
Love Always,


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