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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Paulette International Divests From Fossil Fuel Companies, Invests in Rubber Bands

In an attempt to change the energy world, Paulette International will divest from fossil fuel companies because they "lobby the f#ck out of D.C. and local governments" controlling votes while sponsoring propaganda campaigns to confuse the climate change issue.

Instead, Paulette International will invest in companies that research rubber band technology.  Says Paulette, "I mean look, it's a no brainer, we've seen what rubber bands can do with small scale airplanes, now let's use them to meet our 'clean' energy needs."
Here is a rubber band as big as a bull.


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